“Is it the abs? It’s totally the abs.”

“Of course. I’m that vain a person that I’m just here for your abs. And that arse of yours.”
“Bet I could still charm the pants off your mum. Tend to have a way with parents. But things always happen for a reason....
“It’s more boy than bad. Got caught kissing a boy at catholic school, got myself shipped off the Military school damn...
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