“Is it the abs? It’s totally the abs.”
“I do have a pretty tight butt. And you have such nice big hands …”

“Yes, you do, love. And I have a hard time keeping my hands off said arse. Specially out in public.”
“Bet I could still charm the pants off your mum. Tend to have a way with parents. But things always happen for a reason....
“It’s more boy than bad. Got caught kissing a boy at catholic school, got myself shipped off the Military school damn...
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