“Is it the abs? It’s totally the abs.”
“Oh but I love it. Remember when that old lady tutted at us? It was golden.”

“How could I forget? Thought she was going to bloody well kill us. Though I think she was just jealous that it wasn’t her hands on your arse.”
“Bet I could still charm the pants off your mum. Tend to have a way with parents. But things always happen for a reason....
“It’s more boy than bad. Got caught kissing a boy at catholic school, got myself shipped off the Military school damn...
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