“Is it the abs? It’s totally the abs.”
“Oh yeah, clearly. With that church stance. Practically had a rod up her butt.”
“God, I wish I could take you home to my mother, give her a damn heart attack.”

“Then why don’t you, hmm? Or is your mum one of those types who doesn’t want their little boy dating bad boys like m'self?”
“Bet I could still charm the pants off your mum. Tend to have a way with parents. But things always happen for a reason....
“It’s more boy than bad. Got caught kissing a boy at catholic school, got myself shipped off the Military school damn...
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