agentmpmorgan:

forgerextraordinaire:

[text] you won’t be damning me when you can’t even walk straight

[text] how soon can you come to my flat?

[text] is that a threat or a promise?

[text] I can be there within the hour.

[text] most definitely a promise. though if it’ll get you here faster consider it a threat as well

[text] i shall await your arrival with as little clothing on as possible