[text] lazy sod i should say no and make your sorry arse get up
[text] how bout i come round and cook for you instead
[text]: hey, i’m a disabled veteran. aren’t you supposed to respect me or something
[text]: you’d do that? well, as long as you want to, i won’t object ;)
[text] i don’t know, should i be? ;)
[text] if you’d like me to yeah. usually don’t make the effort since it’s just m'self.