[text] oi! i’m not that bloody awful you twat. keep up and i won’t show up at all
[text] well, that make things easier. any preference on spice? hot or not so hot?
[text]: could you really resist me, though?
[text]: spicy is good. i like spicy. but not so spicy that i can’t enjoy mu food.
[text] no, you’ve got me there
[text] a'right then. think i’ve got an idea as t'what to make for you.