forgerextraordinaire requested:

"SWAK!"

with-a-mighty-fall-deactivated2:

“…What in the hell…!”

“Do it again and lose a damn hand! I don’t know you and you don’t have no right to smack a stranger’s ass!”

“Bollocks. Thought you were someone else. No need t'get your knickers in a twist, though. Wasn’t meant t'be insulting.”