forgerextraordinaire requested:

"SWAK!"

he-let-me-fall:

with-a-mighty-fall-deactivated2:

“…What in the hell…!”

“Do it again and lose a damn hand! I don’t know you and you don’t have no right to smack a stranger’s ass!”

“…You thought I was Steve. Would Steve want you to smack his ass?”

“Can you blame a bloke? You’ve got a lovely arse. Plus you look just like ‘im. And he tends not to threaten me with bodily harm. If that makes a bit of difference.”