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Forger | Extractor | Thief
M!A: now accepting
tracking: forgerextraordinaire
FC: Tom Hardy
Female FC: Holliday Grainger
Teenage FC: River Phoenix
forger extraordinaire
at your service
forgerextraordinaire requested:
"SWAK!" 
with-a-mighty-fall-deactivated2:
“…What in the hell…!”
“Do it again and lose a damn hand! I don’t know you and you don’t have no right to smack a stranger’s ass!”
“…Fine, I’ll turn you into a eunuch.”
“No thanks. Quite attached to m'bollocks.”