forgerextraordinaire requested:

"SWAK!"

he-let-me-fall:

with-a-mighty-fall-deactivated2:

“…What in the hell…!”

“Do it again and lose a damn hand! I don’t know you and you don’t have no right to smack a stranger’s ass!”

“Then don’t fuck with me, son.”

“Do I look like a bloody child to you? No, and clearly you have no idea who I am. Otherwise you’d know taking the piss is something I enjoy doing.”