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[text] Next time I get near your face I’m putting a pie on it.

[text] Ditto. For awhile I was getting close to the Top 10 Most Wanted with the FBI. 

[text] that a promise? think you’d actually get close enough t'do that?

[text] mate that is quite impressive. certain interpol’s got some stuff on me. definitely certain your lot’s got quite the file on me as well. always fun trying t'dodge the law enforcement. bit of a game really.