“Do it again and lose a damn hand! I don’t know you and you don’t have no right to smack a stranger’s ass!”
“Most people that have met me are on their death bed. I’m an assassin.”
“Jokes are for fools that don’t know what the world is. Are you a fool?”
“Oh. A'right. Guess that explains just a bit bout you. Met a few in your line of work. Usually they get the concept of humour.
"And that would be where you’re wrong. Jokes may be for fools but they are also for those who know how humanity works, and knows how to manipulate it best.”