wingmanriley:

“Well, then, I’m glad that my presence makes things better. So, tell me a bit about yourself, James. After all, if we’re gonna be sitting together tonight, I may as well know some stuff about you.”

“You know I do like a bloke who’s forward. Though to be honest, my life’s a bit boring. Just an artist part time, and an actor other times. Nothing really to talk about. I’m certain your life’s a bit more interesting than mine. So what all is it you do, hmm?”

1. forgerextraordinaire reblogged this from wingmanriley-a
2. wingmanriley-a reblogged this from forgerextraordinaire and added:

   “Well, uh, there’s not much to say about me. I’m Riley Faulkner, uh, I’m 33, ex-Army. Now, well, uh, I’m a receptionist...

3. capswingman reblogged this from wingmanriley-a and added:

   “Nah. Don’t wanna get your stink all over me.”