“Well, uh, there’s not much to say about me. I’m Riley Faulkner, uh, I’m 33, ex-Army. Now, well, uh, I’m a receptionist at a law firm, so my life’s gotten a whole lot more boring in the past few months.”

“Ex-military huh? Wouldn’t’ve pegged you as such but looking at you I can see that. So why a law firm, hmm? Don’t seem like the sort of bloke who’d want to surround themselves with that lot.”
“Well, uh, there’s not much to say about me. I’m Riley Faulkner, uh, I’m 33, ex-Army. Now, well, uh, I’m a receptionist...
“Nah. Don’t wanna get your stink all over me.”